Being Nee #11

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Humor, Just thoughts

Hey everyone🙋

New year..New hope.. New resolutions…😛

Wait what was mine again???🤔I don’t remember making any specific resolutions cause I never stick to them🙈
But come January and the intense urge to loose some weight creeps in..😩

As usual, I am feeling lazy to go to the gym,not that I am a regular!!😒
It takes great willpower, planning, waking up and dragging myself to go work out!!🙈

So I decided I will start the GM diet..( General Motors diet) for weight loss and specifically for detoxifying..
I feel bloated thanks to the new year’s lunches and dinners and the cakes what I have been eating..

I normally don’t eat junk food…just occassionally, cause I am eternally on a weight loss spree!!😏
Always being conscious of what I am eating atleast makes me maintain my current weight if not loose any…
So I am off to start the GM diet again..and does it work???oh yes..for me it does.. surprisingly…I modify it to suit my needs and yes I end up losing atleast 2 kilos without workouts and 4 kilos with workouts..that is the max my body can loose in a span of 7-10 days..
I love it cause it makes me feel light…I do loose the inches though, I fit into my jeans and all but most importantly helps me detox!!Which I feel is very essential!!

You start questioning your food habits and get a reality check on the amount of water you drink or rather how much you are supposed to consume which I am sure most of us don’t do..so wish me luck..Let us see if I can loose some weight, inches and feel light!!!😈

Have a great rest of the week!!!🤗

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☠️The Doctor’s wife!!🙆

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Humor, Poetry, Thoughts

Hey everyone 🙋

As if Being Nee and a doctor wasn’t enough being a doctor’s wife adds to more mash up’s…Sometimes it’s good, as being in the same profession and same speciality you understand each others problems and sometimes it’s bad cause we discuss people and work even at home !!!Anyways, as I am stuck between the two, I share with you the problems faced by a doctor’s wife !!!🤓 ( A forwarded message )

“Doctor’s wife” a poem…

When I became a Doctor’s wife
All the Romance went out of my life..

When,there is a crescent moonlit night
It reminds him of falciparum gametocyte

If I hold his hand with sudden impulse
He thinks I want to check his pulse.

Once on his shoulder I put my head
“Do you have torticollis?” worried, he said

When my face flushes with pleasure
He rushes to check my blood pressure.

My eyes stare at your handsome face” I tease
He thinks I suffer from Graves Disease

When on his lap I put feet of mine
He tries to elicit the Babinsky sign

When I dress up and ask his opinion
“Conscious cooperative, well oriented,” is his decision!!!

So now you know why it’s essential to stock up on some apples!!!😈Have a great week ahead everyone🤓🤗

Sunday JFL #2!!

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Humor, Just thoughts

Hey everyone 🙋

I am sure you all agree mobiles are such an inevitable part of our daily lives!!
Even if we forget to take our purse or the house keys, we never forget to carry the one thing which none of us can live without!! Our mobile phones!!
I shouldn’t be the one even talking about this cause right now I am typing away on my phone..all my shopping, blogs, reading, browsing everything is done on my phone!!Yup, haven’t used a laptop till date to even draft a single post 🙈 what with soo many apps to help us edit and post,life seems easier and the saying, the world at your finger tips holds good for me..though in a different sense,yeah!!So when I came across few pictures depicting our dependency on the mini life line, I couldn’t help but share it with you all..

Have a great week ahead all!!!😇

Saturday musings🤓

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Just thoughts, Thoughts

Hey everyone 🙋

How does one feel when on a random working day, immersed in work and a hectic schedule, you pick up the phone and just mindlessly browse through Instagram just to see a mention of your ex crush’s name in one of the posts!! A long forgotten first crush!!! Who is not even in your friend list!!

The heart beats increasing and sooo very curious to know and see how that person looks after 10 years!!!Yess indeed it happened to me this morning…as I was busy scheduling my surgeries for the day and waiting for the call, I just about happened to open Instagram to see a post featuring the only crush I had ever proposed too..

Well he told me off politely giving reasons which seem soo juvenile now..but juvenile we were..all of 19 and me being daring enough to tell him I liked him..he cited cultural differences as the reason it could not happen..

One fine day I get to know he married a girl from the south, same as me..wow…the funny thing being, that girl is my husband’s friends sister and he invited my husband and me to their wedding..So techinically, indirectly I was invited to my ex crush’s wedding…whoaaaa it’s indeed a small small world after all..

Seeing him on Instagram after 10 years felt weird…ha ha ha no we don’t follow each other on any of the social medias.. a by chance post and it brought back memories on a busy working day..

I was curious to know if he has babies..how his wife looked and blah blah.. Lo behold, it was his daughter’s first birthday celebrations and I got a sneak peek at his wife too..

Of course I am a curious George, I wanted to know how she looked..better than me?? Was she pretty? What does she have that I did not have?? Was that his daughter? Whom does she look like??oh my god we both ended up having our first born as daughters and his daughter’s name rhymes with my Rhea, he he he the usual juvenile girlish things running in my mind!! Am I jealous??no not at all, I am in a happy place, happily married with a loving and caring husband who by the way is my ex crushes senior at medical school and his favourite junior!!confused???!!Mine is a long love story verry verry dramatic and bollywood film like, maybe will blog about it some day…

Coming back to my question ,dear WP friends, what would you do if you come across your ex??maybe in a picture or in person, do let me know..while meanwhile I sort my head straight and get back to work..yeah it’s Saturday,no holiday for us!!
Happy weekend all..🤗

Being Nee #8

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Just thoughts

Hey everyone🙋

I have long been MIA ..work keeps me busy and the little time I get I just want to laze around..

No book or TV channel fascinates me..Saturdays are working days, so no long weekends for me, Sundays all I do is sleep,cook, read the news and binge eat..

Oh I do workout too, the gym saw me being punctual for a week and then poof I did not want to get out of the bed thanks to the early morning rains..🙈

Work wise I am learning a lot of things as usual, apart from surgeries, more specifically human behaviour, as being me, Nee..I tend to and wanto learn from my observation and mistakes but I never learn..🙄 I keep repeating them again and again, not to say that I am some goody two shoes but try as much as I want, I can never ever learn to be diplomatic..😒

It is like the diplomacy genes in my blood aren’t quite expressing themselves..🙄
In my family, all are laden with the knack of being diplomatic and able to tackle situations so easily, whereas I find myself being pulled into deep deep trouble..😣
I guess it’s something which is never learnt, it’s just inborn or something like that..😏

Newton’s laws of motion comes into play in my everyday life..the way you treat and react you get treated and reacted to..
I am good to some I get treated that way..I don’t like few people and I am not their favourite either..🙄

Lessons learnt which i should but I never learn from..

🤯Don’t trust anyone completely..be good do good but always be on the lookout for yourself ..save your ass (if I may use such language)

🙁I guess most people are introverts not everyone is outspoken or eternally bubbling away with eagerness and enthusiasm!! Basically people are precatious!!
They measure their words and speak only when spoken to, answering to the point, making me wonder if I am not normal??🤔so now I do shut up and I listen,taking it easy and also I do not go around making besties instantly..

But yes I would not let my happy spirit stagnate..🤓

A happy me greets everyone in the mornings and my learnings on human behaviour continue, so much for my rants…🙄hope you all have a fab weekend and a great week ahead..hope to keep posting..🤗

(Hope is the word here!!)

Google Patients 😎

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Humor, Just thoughts

Hey everyone🙋

Cant believe that’s it’s mid may soo soon.. This week sure needs some laughs, while I get into a routine grind I need to be sane and atleast have something that is familiar and so WP it is..the most “familiar being” for me currently, hence sharing and posting something to laugh about with my WP friends.. 🙄😪🙈

I do encounter many such patients at work so couldn’t resist sharing..

Patient – I have fever, headache, cough & cold. I’ve taken some basic medicines for the same.

Doctor – Which ones?

Patient –
• Paracetamol
• Amoxicillin
• Levocetrizine
• Theophylline
• Montelukast
• Bromhexine
• Ibuprofen

Doctor – Someone give me an Alprazolam!

Patient – Relax doctor. Alprazolam is an anxiolytic. It may not help you right now. You’re suffering from an Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED). A selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor like Escitalopram will work better.

Doctor – Someone give me passive euthanasia!

Patient – Passive Euthanasia requires you to sign a ‘living will’ in advance. Besides, you’re not even terminally ill. Now can we please talk about my fever?

Doctor (calls his father) – Papa, I’m joining the family business from tomorrow!

#MedHumor
Google patients👆😂😂

Have a fab week ahead everyone🤗

Sunday JFL!!

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Humor, Just thoughts

Hey everyone🙋

Happy May🌞

Just a quick post on how Ramayan and Mahabharat would have been in the age of smartphones!!!

These pics have been circulating everywhere so couldn’t resist sharing..

Have a fun filled week ahead everyone 🌤️

Gyaani Nee👾

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Humor, Just thoughts, Motivating

Hey everyone..🙋
Posting a sunday gyaan [Sanskrit word for wisdom…(for all the new readers)] after a really long time..
Ok so I joined back work after a long long break and how do I feel??? absolutely wonderful..love my profession!!👩‍⚕️
I thought I would have forgotten half of my knowledge and skills but sometimes I surprise my self when I am spot on with my diagnosis and end up being correct!!

Ok too much of self praise..😛
So work wise I am too happy happy..😊

Now coming to people..general human behaviour!!😖

Ahh some times I sit back and observe everyone, isn’t that normal?! Don’t we all do that? And what I have deduced so far in this span of three weeks at work is, things are not as simple or as complicated as they appear!!
From previous lessons learnt, never judge anyone in one go..
As Dr.house says Everybody Lies ..true!!! So do you and me..
Lying is ok, but lying for no rhyme or reason is just not ok..😒

Work place comes with all added nonsensical baggage…it’s the same story everywhere..workplace drama is a never ending issue..I better learn to deal wid it..😔

Never trust anyone!!

My dad always tells me believe everybody at the same time don’t believe anybody!!😯🤔

It never made sense..now that I am coming across such weird and varied personalities..I understand what he means!!

Ahhh now I get it!!

So does that make me more wiser with each passing day?? Definitely yes…so much for my Sunday gyaan..😝
Have a happy week ahead everyone.. 🤗

Being Nee #7

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Just thoughts

Hey everyone🙋

The mention of the word “Work” has made me sick I guess..🙄

Ha ha ha I was supposed to join with renewed energy and even before I could report to work I was down with flu!!🤒🤕

Blame it on the fact that I am missing my daughter terribly or the thought of getting back to work after a long hiatus made me sick??no idea!!

Missing Rhea terrribly

Right now I am on sick leave, I sometimes feel chuck all and be a full time house wife..but then…nahhh not me!!!
So as my fever wasn’t subsiding I eventually had to go to a physician..yeah a doc going to a doc..have to..a must, when you are sick and have tried all medications and the only way out is to do blood tests and rule out the possible causes..

So off I trotted away to get them, every thing was within normal limits except for few blood cell counts which were low, fighting off the infection obviously and the X- ray revealed bronchitis, so I was put on bed rest and rest and sleep I did!!😍 Full on!!

Now work beckons and hope to rejoin this week, so hope I stick in this time and before I sign off..here’s how I feel!!

But…

Have a great week ahead all..🤗🤗 I am gonna miss lazing around though😎

Google is watching you!!!

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Humor

Hey everyone🙋

Came across this message so had to share it with the virtual world!!!

Height of automation
_____________________
“`Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?

No sir, it’s Google’s Pizza.

Did I dial the wrong number?

No sir, Google bought the pizza store.

Oh, alright – then I’d like to place an order please.

Okay sir, do you want the usual?

The usual? You know what my usual is?

According to the caller ID, the last 15 times you’ve ordered a 12-slice with double-cheese, sausage, and thick crust.

Okay – that’s what I want this time too.

May I suggest that this time you order an 8-slice with ricotta, arugula, and tomato instead?

No, I hate vegetables.

But your cholesterol is not good.

How do you know?

Through the subscribers guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

Maybe so, but I don’t want the pizza you suggest – I already take medicine for high cholesterol.

But you haven’t taken the medicine regularly. 4 months ago you purchased from Drugsale Network a box of only 30 tablets.

I bought more from another drugstore.

It’s not showing on your credit card sir.

I paid in cash.

But according to your bank statement you did not withdraw that much cash.

I have another source of cash.

This is not showing on your last tax form, unless you got it from an undeclared income source.

To HELL With Ur Pizza..!!
ENOUGH!!
I’m sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, and WhatsApp. I’m going to an island without internet, where there’s no cellphone line, and no one to spy on me …

I understand sir, but you’ll need to renew your PASSPORT … it expired 5 weeks ago.“`
🤣😁

Have a great rest of the week everyone 💕💕💕