It marks the beginning of the various festivities in India 💥and of course Halloween 🎃 in parts of the world..
As I stare into space lost in thoughts, I feel the days flying by soo fast and it’s almost the year end..😯
What a year it has been, slow paced 🐢 yet went zooming by..🐰
End of September saw the Indian army attacking the terrorist base camps along the Line Of Control..LOC
Hats off to them and to our Prime Minister Narendra Modi, for taking the much needed step to stop terrorism.(My personal opinion)
Coming back to my day dreamings/rantings, I never knew one day I will be falling in love with October..It’s going to become one of the most important months for me..wow..
Winding up with a few Sunday Laughs..
Beginning with my love for these adorable Doggies..🐶
Followed by cute Dinosaurs..🐲
Ahhh…Marvel’s very own Goldilocks..😉😂😂
And finally me and my thoughts..👿
This month is going to see me go missing in action for sometime.. 🙈I will make sure to read the wonderful posts as and when possible..😁
So until next time take care all..🍫🍭🍬💞💞💞
Mid September!!Already half the month is through..This year seems to have gone by real fast..but still seemed long enough..
I’m sure you will enjoy the following post..I came across this and couldn’t resist sharing it..😃
This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is *’UP’*.⬆
It’s easy to understand *UP*, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake *UP*?
At a meeting, why does a topic come *UP*?
Why do we speak *UP*, and why are the officers *UP* for election (if there is a tie, it is a toss *UP*) and why is it *UP* to the secretary to write *UP* a report?
We call *UP*our friends, brighten *UP* a room, polish *UP* the silver, warm *UP* the leftovers and clean *UP* the kitchen..
We lock *UP* the house and fix *UP* the old car.
At other times, this little word has real special meaning…
People stir *UP* trouble, line UP for tickets, work *UP* an appetite, and think *UP* excuses..😬
To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed *UP* is special..😈
And this *UP* is confusing😓: A drain must be opened *UP* because it is blocked *UP*.
We open *UP* a store in the morning but we close it *UP* at night..
We seem to be pretty mixed *UP* about *UP*!😟
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of *UP*, look *UP* the word *UP* in the dictionary.😎😜
In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes *UP* almost 1/4 of the page and can add *UP* to about thirty definitions.
If you are *UP* to it, you might try building *UP* a list of the many ways *UP* is used.
It will take *UP* a lot of your time, but if you don’t give *UP*, you may wind *UP* with ( *UP* to) a hundred or more.😉
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding *UP*.
When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing *UP*.
When it rains, it soaks *UP* the earth..
When it does not rain for awhile, things dry *UP*.
One could go on and on, but I’ll wrap it *UP*, for now…… my time is *UP*!
So, did this whole thing, crack you *UP*?
Happy Sunday…my weekly gyaan, Thursday Gyaan was already posted so here’s for some laughs today…I found these pics absolutely hilarious..
Sounds familiar eh ??!!!😂😂😂
After the recently concluded Olympics…😉
Can’t get enough of Tarzan, can we…😂😂
In vampire mode…
Ahhh talk about sophistication…
And the cutest one in the last…
Awww soo adorable..have a fun filled week ahead everyone..until next time giggle away…😉🐴🐣🐧💞💞💞
It’s Vara maha lakshmi festival🎉🎊 here in the South of India, so we celebrate the festival dedicated to Goddess Lakshmi (the consort of Lord Vishnu) praying for the long lives of the Husbands..
Here’s a humourous message doing the rounds which I wanted to share..
My Non Indian friends might not get the names of the various mythological characters so a description for them…
*Chitragupta ( who keeps records of all our karmas and deeds on earth)
*Brahma (Creator of the universe)
*Narada( Divine sage- who carries news and a devotee of Lord Vishnu)
So here it is..
“`Chitragupta’s problem “😩😩😩
One day Chitragupta told Bramha that he should stop this scheme that if ladies keep Varalakshmi pooja…they will get the same husband for the next 7 janmas. (7 births)
Brahma asked, ”Why”❓
Chitragupta : .Sir, its becoming difficult to manage…
The wives want the same husband 👨 but the husband’s want a new wife every birth 💃
Its a problem to convince both.
Bramha : But this can’t be stopped…
It’s been going on since times immemorial.
Just then Narada comes and he suggested…
On earth, there is a great person called ” Santa Singh” 👳
Ask him for a solution.
(Chitragupta meets “Santa Singh”)
In one minute “Santa Singh ” solves the problem…😎
He advises Chitragupta..
Any wife who wants the same husband…tell her that she will also get the same “MOTHER IN LAW” for the next 7 births 💀😖👹
All women screamed “Oh God No!!!”
Hence Problem solved😜😜😜
So moral of the story..it comes down to the monster in law in the end…few friends here will know what I mean..😉😉😉😉
It’s a long weekend here in India with festivities and India celebrating it’s Independence day on the 15th of August..🌞
So wishing all a wonderful long lazy weekend..💞💞💞
Hey everyone 🙋
A story poem today,of an adorable,clever wife..!!!😉😉
A simple one which caught my attention..do read along…
A peasant lad👨
( I forgot his name)
Lived in a village,
With his dame..👩
The dame’s name
Was the same as his,
(I remember now),
It is “Bliss..”
I should say is,
The peasant was fond
Of bitter gourd,
He planted it, watered it
And worked at it hard..
And then the creeper,
Yielded three fruit
“Cook them,” said he to his wife,
(Yes she could! )
A rich repast,
To work on his farm,
The peasant repaired fast..
Yes, rich was the fare,
As Mrs.Bliss fried it in the pan,
” I should taste it first,”
She thought and ate one..
Her lord was late:
” I cannot wait,” she felt,
The better half’s right,
With the second one she dealt..
The lad was unnerved,
To find only one
Gourd fruit served!!😣
“What happened to the rest ?”
He asked her dismayed😞
“I ate them, one for to taste,
And the other’s my share,”she said..
“How could you do it ?”
The remaining one,
With the least qualms she ate!!😎😎😂😂😂
Have a great week ahead everyone..💞💞💞
My previous few posts have been of mixed emotions..😞😔🙂
Just wanted it to be something different from the regular posts..
Thank you everyone who made time to go through it..means a lot..💝
So I guess it’s time to be back to being me.. Nee..👻
I have a couple of everyday easy recipes lined up which I will share shortly and loads of Gyaans..tee hee hee yeah told ya.. I am back to being me…😎
So here’s a message I received which I would love to share..
My Indian friends will relate to it..👽
The menu at a bhelpuri shop….📝
(Bhelpuri is puffed rice mixed with veggies and spicy masalas..)
1) Rs 10 per bhelpuri
2) Special bhelpuri Rs 12
3) Very Special bhelpuri Rs 15
4) Extra Special bhelpuri Rs 16
5) Double Extra Special bhelpuri Rs.20
6) Sunday Special bhelpuri Rs 25
To check each & every Bhelpuri for its different taste, I started eating everyday a different one. . . . .
But soon I discovered that each & every one had the same taste of Bhelpuri.
Finally one day I asked him the reason for the same taste?
💷 💵 💴
Belwala said: bhelpuri cost. . . . Rs 10
Special bhelpuri means spoons washed … 🍴
Very Special bhelpuri means spoon and plates both washed … 🍛🍴
Extra Special bhelpuri means washing hands before putting the Bhel in washed plates & served with washed spoons… 👏
Double Extra Special bhelpuri means clean drinking water is provided separately … 💧
Saying this he fell silent.
Then I asked What is Sunday Special?
Belwala said : Sunday … That’s the day I take bath…..
Have a great dreamy week ahead everyone..💕💕💕
On occasion of father’s day today just a small post..📃
Obviously all love their parents and we don’t need any special day to celebrate it but since we have a day dedicated to dads why not make the most of it..
Me, am always in war mode with my daddy..
In India, normally we don’t express our emotional side, like telling our dad I love you or expressing ourselves..
Atleast that’s what I have seen which applies to me too..
The care and concern is shown in different ways..
Anyways here’s a small story I had received which soooo very applies to me..😉😉
The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced: ” Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life. Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and said…… My daughter has finally returned my Credit Card to me!!!” 💳
The whole audience burst into laughter😄😄…..
But one was in complete silence…
The Groom 😳😁😷😄😜😂
Wishing all the dads out there a very happy Father’s day.. 👨
All our dad’s are the strongest💪 and the best..👌
Have a great happy week ahead everyone..💞💞💞
Until next time treasure the moments with your parents..🎎 not just one day but everyday..🎈🎈
Oohhhh I can’t control my excitement so off I go..💃
Last Sunday I watched Kung Fu Panda 3 and anndd annndddd 📢📢📢 I totally loved it..(OK this is not a review on the movie just my thoughts..)
The previous two franchises were awesome and this also was tooooo goooood..
As usual PO🐼 the cutie pie Panda and his never ending chatter..
The characters of all the Pandas were awesome..
I always am amused when I see Master Oogway 🐢
He he he can’t stop laughing when he says Inner Peace..
Me too am busy looking for the same right now..💤👻 but mine (Inner Peace ) has run away, wonder where..
One tiny baby panda appealed a lot to me, she is named Lei Lei..
The hubby ended up comparing me and her cause I have a habit of calling everything living around me which is a baby as Chottu Baby Piggy🐷/ Chottu Baby Kukur 🐶/ Chottu Baby Pengwy🐧
I soooo very loveee
baby animals ..
Oopzzz ok Chottu in Hindi language means small, baby is baby..
Kukur is the Bengali word for a doggy…so it literally means small baby pup..
So when the character of Lei Lei 🐼 goes crazy over Stripy baby the miniature doll of the Tigress🐯 and Greeny baby the Mantis , the hub was in peals of laughter much to my embarrassment and labeled me and Lei Lei as being
the same 🙈 according to him we even look more or less similar..
Ha ha me, Nee being a Chottu Baby Panda..( yeah I actually look like a one😓 )
Overall I loved the movie..
Have missed many a Hindi and English movies due to lack of time but looking forward to The Jungle Book..📖
Now that brings me back memories, as a kid when we used to have our own Mowgli on TV 📺 and our favourite song in Hindi “Jungle Jungle baat chali hai pata chala hai ..”
To most of my Indian friends who grew up in the 90’s watching this being telecasted on Doordarshan, I am sure you will feel nostalgic..
So looking forward to the new Jungle Book, that’s my only plan this weekend..
Have you seen Kung Fu Panda or watched the Karate Kid🙅 series or Shaolin Soccer ⚽??Awesome movies all..not to forget the famous song everybody was Kung Fu Fighting..
Let me know your views..
Until next time I am still drooling in the CHI magic..💫💫💫
Chitty chitty chat chit chat 😂
Pssst: Pardon me but those who have seen the movie will get this!!!
Have a great Panda filled week ahead..🐼💞💞💞
Though the previous post was just for rants sake..
M still in the plotting mode..😈
I came across this lovely story of Revenge..
I am sure most of you must have read this,it’s simply awesome..
It’s just a feel good, War is on kind of a thing..
So read along..
And oh it’s also a Sunday Gyaan hee hee hee😈
Revenge of an Ex-wife
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.👜
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.🎒
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music 🎷and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.🍤🍖🍸
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods.😝
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. 😎
Then slowly, the house began to smell. 🙊
They tried everything…. cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. 💨
Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.💨💨
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum💰 of money from the bank to purchase a new place.🏡
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
He told her the saga of the rotting house.
She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad t he smell was, he agreed on a Price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day..😈
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home . . . . . . .
Including the curtain rods….😈
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON’T YOU?????😜😜
Have a fab Sunday and a great week ahead..💕🍨
Until next time plot away..😈