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Sunday JFL #4

03 Sunday Feb 2019

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Still continuing with my fairy tale obsession…here are some more laughs…from where I left…😉

Sunday JFL #3

Actually true!!!😛

Happily ever after!!!

Uh oh!!!

What is this shit???I wanted Nike’s!!! holds good…

Pinocchio rules!!

And that is how you time pass…

Oh no…😝

Have a great week ahead everyone…🤗

🇮🇳Republic day..me and weekend thoughts…🇮🇳

31 Thursday Jan 2019

Posted by Neethu in Humor, India, Just thoughts

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Hey everyone..
🙋

(This was supposed to be posted a couple of days ago..but never too late…)
In an attempt to try and post regularly here I am..
A few weekend updates/thoughts..

🇮🇳So firstly we celebrated Republic day so “Happy Republic day” to all the Indian’s worldwide…

🏡Just back from a festive holiday visiting the in laws and again we get an off thanks to the national holiday..Republic day…so I make the most of it and visit my dad at my hometown..

🏥Work wise I am still going strong( touch wood) trying to achieve goals I keep setting for self!!

🎊It is the better half’s birthday 🎂 this month and I am still looking out for a gift for him..soo boring….cause he apparently has everything I could ever dream off getting him..( I always write this line..cause it is the same everyear)

🦄I somehow seem to harbor a new obsession of sudden urges.. currently it being colouring my hair red or ombre or oh wait..reddish burgundy type??!!! Omg…red hair…so let me see how far I get to it..

👡Another I want want thing is shoes.. few of my reader friends would know of my obsession with shoes..sandals..wedges..flats..(only the comfy things mind you)😛

Shoe love is true love!!!

So I ended up buying 5 pairs of them as if the world is going to end and swallow up all the footwear…The expression on my dad and better half’s face when they saw these were priceless🤣

💄Lipsticks and me are never far off…I still am looking for that baby pink with soft subtle tones..the search is on…

🇮🇳Reality check this was supposed to be a republic day post 🙈 but being me ..Nee.. you know… so once again Happy Republic Day my fellow Indians..🇮🇳
Be the change..

Sunday JFL #3

20 Sunday Jan 2019

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Hey everyone 🙋

Fairy tales!!!🤩
Such an integral part of one’s growing up years especially for us girls…but what if it was full of twists and turns..😉
Sharing a few laughs which I came across..


Until next time dream away…Have a great week ahead 🤗

Being Nee #11

09 Wednesday Jan 2019

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Hey everyone🙋

New year..New hope.. New resolutions…😛

Wait what was mine again???🤔I don’t remember making any specific resolutions cause I never stick to them🙈
But come January and the intense urge to loose some weight creeps in..😩

As usual, I am feeling lazy to go to the gym,not that I am a regular!!😒
It takes great willpower, planning, waking up and dragging myself to go work out!!🙈

So I decided I will start the GM diet..( General Motors diet) for weight loss and specifically for detoxifying..
I feel bloated thanks to the new year’s lunches and dinners and the cakes what I have been eating..

I normally don’t eat junk food…just occassionally, cause I am eternally on a weight loss spree!!😏
Always being conscious of what I am eating atleast makes me maintain my current weight if not loose any…
So I am off to start the GM diet again..and does it work???oh yes..for me it does.. surprisingly…I modify it to suit my needs and yes I end up losing atleast 2 kilos without workouts and 4 kilos with workouts..that is the max my body can loose in a span of 7-10 days..
I love it cause it makes me feel light…I do loose the inches though, I fit into my jeans and all but most importantly helps me detox!!Which I feel is very essential!!

You start questioning your food habits and get a reality check on the amount of water you drink or rather how much you are supposed to consume which I am sure most of us don’t do..so wish me luck..Let us see if I can loose some weight, inches and feel light!!!😈

Have a great rest of the week!!!🤗

☠️The Doctor’s wife!!🙆

21 Tuesday Aug 2018

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Hey everyone 🙋

As if Being Nee and a doctor wasn’t enough being a doctor’s wife adds to more mash up’s…Sometimes it’s good, as being in the same profession and same speciality you understand each others problems and sometimes it’s bad cause we discuss people and work even at home !!!Anyways, as I am stuck between the two, I share with you the problems faced by a doctor’s wife !!!🤓 ( A forwarded message )

“Doctor’s wife” a poem…

When I became a Doctor’s wife
All the Romance went out of my life..

When,there is a crescent moonlit night
It reminds him of falciparum gametocyte

If I hold his hand with sudden impulse
He thinks I want to check his pulse.

Once on his shoulder I put my head
“Do you have torticollis?” worried, he said

When my face flushes with pleasure
He rushes to check my blood pressure.

My eyes stare at your handsome face” I tease
He thinks I suffer from Graves Disease

When on his lap I put feet of mine
He tries to elicit the Babinsky sign

When I dress up and ask his opinion
“Conscious cooperative, well oriented,” is his decision!!!

So now you know why it’s essential to stock up on some apples!!!😈Have a great week ahead everyone🤓🤗

Sunday JFL #2!!

19 Sunday Aug 2018

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Hey everyone 🙋

I am sure you all agree mobiles are such an inevitable part of our daily lives!!
Even if we forget to take our purse or the house keys, we never forget to carry the one thing which none of us can live without!! Our mobile phones!!
I shouldn’t be the one even talking about this cause right now I am typing away on my phone..all my shopping, blogs, reading, browsing everything is done on my phone!!Yup, haven’t used a laptop till date to even draft a single post 🙈 what with soo many apps to help us edit and post,life seems easier and the saying, the world at your finger tips holds good for me..though in a different sense,yeah!!So when I came across few pictures depicting our dependency on the mini life line, I couldn’t help but share it with you all..

Have a great week ahead all!!!😇

Saturday musings🤓

04 Saturday Aug 2018

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Hey everyone 🙋

How does one feel when on a random working day, immersed in work and a hectic schedule, you pick up the phone and just mindlessly browse through Instagram just to see a mention of your ex crush’s name in one of the posts!! A long forgotten first crush!!! Who is not even in your friend list!!

The heart beats increasing and sooo very curious to know and see how that person looks after 10 years!!!Yess indeed it happened to me this morning…as I was busy scheduling my surgeries for the day and waiting for the call, I just about happened to open Instagram to see a post featuring the only crush I had ever proposed too..

Well he told me off politely giving reasons which seem soo juvenile now..but juvenile we were..all of 19 and me being daring enough to tell him I liked him..he cited cultural differences as the reason it could not happen..

One fine day I get to know he married a girl from the south, same as me..wow…the funny thing being, that girl is my husband’s friends sister and he invited my husband and me to their wedding..So techinically, indirectly I was invited to my ex crush’s wedding…whoaaaa it’s indeed a small small world after all..

Seeing him on Instagram after 10 years felt weird…ha ha ha no we don’t follow each other on any of the social medias.. a by chance post and it brought back memories on a busy working day..

I was curious to know if he has babies..how his wife looked and blah blah.. Lo behold, it was his daughter’s first birthday celebrations and I got a sneak peek at his wife too..

Of course I am a curious George, I wanted to know how she looked..better than me?? Was she pretty? What does she have that I did not have?? Was that his daughter? Whom does she look like??oh my god we both ended up having our first born as daughters and his daughter’s name rhymes with my Rhea, he he he the usual juvenile girlish things running in my mind!! Am I jealous??no not at all, I am in a happy place, happily married with a loving and caring husband who by the way is my ex crushes senior at medical school and his favourite junior!!confused???!!Mine is a long love story verry verry dramatic and bollywood film like, maybe will blog about it some day…

Coming back to my question ,dear WP friends, what would you do if you come across your ex??maybe in a picture or in person, do let me know..while meanwhile I sort my head straight and get back to work..yeah it’s Saturday,no holiday for us!!
Happy weekend all..🤗

Being Nee #8

15 Sunday Jul 2018

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Hey everyone🙋

I have long been MIA ..work keeps me busy and the little time I get I just want to laze around..

No book or TV channel fascinates me..Saturdays are working days, so no long weekends for me, Sundays all I do is sleep,cook, read the news and binge eat..

Oh I do workout too, the gym saw me being punctual for a week and then poof I did not want to get out of the bed thanks to the early morning rains..🙈

Work wise I am learning a lot of things as usual, apart from surgeries, more specifically human behaviour, as being me, Nee..I tend to and wanto learn from my observation and mistakes but I never learn..🙄 I keep repeating them again and again, not to say that I am some goody two shoes but try as much as I want, I can never ever learn to be diplomatic..😒

It is like the diplomacy genes in my blood aren’t quite expressing themselves..🙄
In my family, all are laden with the knack of being diplomatic and able to tackle situations so easily, whereas I find myself being pulled into deep deep trouble..😣
I guess it’s something which is never learnt, it’s just inborn or something like that..😏

Newton’s laws of motion comes into play in my everyday life..the way you treat and react you get treated and reacted to..
I am good to some I get treated that way..I don’t like few people and I am not their favourite either..🙄

Lessons learnt which i should but I never learn from..

🤯Don’t trust anyone completely..be good do good but always be on the lookout for yourself ..save your ass (if I may use such language)

🙁I guess most people are introverts not everyone is outspoken or eternally bubbling away with eagerness and enthusiasm!! Basically people are precatious!!
They measure their words and speak only when spoken to, answering to the point, making me wonder if I am not normal??🤔so now I do shut up and I listen,taking it easy and also I do not go around making besties instantly..

But yes I would not let my happy spirit stagnate..🤓

A happy me greets everyone in the mornings and my learnings on human behaviour continue, so much for my rants…🙄hope you all have a fab weekend and a great week ahead..hope to keep posting..🤗

(Hope is the word here!!)

Google Patients 😎

13 Sunday May 2018

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Hey everyone🙋

Cant believe that’s it’s mid may soo soon.. This week sure needs some laughs, while I get into a routine grind I need to be sane and atleast have something that is familiar and so WP it is..the most “familiar being” for me currently, hence sharing and posting something to laugh about with my WP friends.. 🙄😪🙈

I do encounter many such patients at work so couldn’t resist sharing..

Patient – I have fever, headache, cough & cold. I’ve taken some basic medicines for the same.

Doctor – Which ones?

Patient –
• Paracetamol
• Amoxicillin
• Levocetrizine
• Theophylline
• Montelukast
• Bromhexine
• Ibuprofen

Doctor – Someone give me an Alprazolam!

Patient – Relax doctor. Alprazolam is an anxiolytic. It may not help you right now. You’re suffering from an Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED). A selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor like Escitalopram will work better.

Doctor – Someone give me passive euthanasia!

Patient – Passive Euthanasia requires you to sign a ‘living will’ in advance. Besides, you’re not even terminally ill. Now can we please talk about my fever?

Doctor (calls his father) – Papa, I’m joining the family business from tomorrow!

#MedHumor
Google patients👆😂😂

Have a fab week ahead everyone🤗

Sunday JFL!!

06 Sunday May 2018

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Hey everyone🙋

Happy May🌞

Just a quick post on how Ramayan and Mahabharat would have been in the age of smartphones!!!

These pics have been circulating everywhere so couldn’t resist sharing..

Have a fun filled week ahead everyone 🌤️

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