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Hey everyone🙋

Cant believe that’s it’s mid may soo soon.. This week sure needs some laughs, while I get into a routine grind I need to be sane and atleast have something that is familiar and so WP it is..the most “familiar being” for me currently, hence sharing and posting something to laugh about with my WP friends.. 🙄😪🙈

I do encounter many such patients at work so couldn’t resist sharing..

Patient – I have fever, headache, cough & cold. I’ve taken some basic medicines for the same.

Doctor – Which ones?

Patient –
• Paracetamol
• Amoxicillin
• Levocetrizine
• Theophylline
• Montelukast
• Bromhexine
• Ibuprofen

Doctor – Someone give me an Alprazolam!

Patient – Relax doctor. Alprazolam is an anxiolytic. It may not help you right now. You’re suffering from an Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED). A selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor like Escitalopram will work better.

Doctor – Someone give me passive euthanasia!

Patient – Passive Euthanasia requires you to sign a ‘living will’ in advance. Besides, you’re not even terminally ill. Now can we please talk about my fever?

Doctor (calls his father) – Papa, I’m joining the family business from tomorrow!

#MedHumor
Google patients👆😂😂

Have a fab week ahead everyone🤗