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Hey everyone..π
Though the previous post was just for rants sake..
Hate Fake
M still in the plotting mode..π
I came across this lovely story of Revenge..
I am sure most of you must have read this,it’s simply awesome..
It’s just a feel good, War is onΒ kind of a thing..
So read along..
And oh it’s also a Sunday Gyaan hee hee heeπ
Revenge of an Ex-wife
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.π
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.π
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight,Β put on some soft background music π·and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.π€ππΈ
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods.π
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. π
Then slowly, the house began to smell. π
They tried everything….Β cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. π¨
Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.π¨π¨
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sumπ° of money from the bank to purchase a new place.π‘
The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
He told her the saga of the rotting house.
She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad t he smell was, he agreed on a Price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day..π
She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home . . . . . . .
Including the curtain rods….π
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON’T YOU?????ππ
Have a fab Sunday and a great week ahead..ππ¨
Until next time plot away..π
~Ankitaβ₯ said:
Ha ha ha smart revenge π
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Neethu said:
Agreeπ
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Satish Ram said:
Happy Sunday…!!!
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itsmeharshi said:
Happy Sunday Newπππ
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Neethu said:
Ha ha ha thank you and have a fab Sunday πππ«
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Garfield Hug said:
LOL! Happy Sunday!
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andysmerdon said:
Ha – beware the fury of a patient woman π
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dhirajanand said:
Hahaha that was cruel
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Neethu said:
But awesome noooπ
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New Bloggy Cat said:
Hahaha….love this story! οΌ*βββδΊΊοΌβ₯
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Neethu said:
He he he mee tooooπ
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Freda @ Aromatic essence said:
haha.. hilarious story π
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Santosh Namby said:
Totally rocking story :P, thanks for sharing….
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Neethu said:
Awesome no…π
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tingleurtastebuds said:
I am amazed. It was a wise plot. Liked the story. But I don’t think I will do something like this though I might hate someone. Forgiving and moving away is the best thing for me. Have a beautiful week dear. ππ
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Neethu said:
Ahhhh…I also wouldn’t but then maybe I might just do something like that …π
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arunv.blogger said:
Interesting story….πππ
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Foodeva Marsay said:
Ahahahaha…yeah I remember reading this one year’s back. Revenge is sweet, or ‘stinky’ in this case.
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writenlive said:
V funny!
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turi14 said:
Nice one π
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