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23 Saturday Apr 2016

Posted by Neethu in Just thoughts

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Hey everyone..๐Ÿ™‹

Came across these thoughtful picture messages..
Some happy, some sad..do read along ..

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On a lighter note..this ๐Ÿ‘‡happens very frequently in India when you commute by local buses..

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And the following oneย  ๐Ÿ‘‡ was really hilarious..

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Have a great week ahead everyone..๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿซ

Psst…
For my blogger friends who are wondering where I am..cause I amย  MIA since days..
Voldemort has come to town so keeping me occupied..
God save me..๐Ÿ˜‰

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting..๐Ÿ™…

10 Sunday Apr 2016

Posted by Neethu in Humor

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Oohhhh I can’t control my excitement so off I go..๐Ÿ’ƒ

Last Sunday I watched Kung Fu Panda 3 and anndd annnddddย ย  ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข I totally loved it..(OK this is not a review on the movie just my thoughts..)

The previous two franchises were awesome and this alsoย  was tooooo goooood..

As usual PO๐Ÿผ the cutie pie Panda and his never ending chatter..

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The characters of allย  theย  Pandas were awesome..

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I always am amused when I see Master Oogway ๐Ÿข

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He he he can’t stop laughing when he says Inner Peace..
Me too am busy looking for the same right now..๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ‘ป but mineย  (Inner Peace ) has run away, wonder where..

One tiny baby panda appealed a lot to me, she is named Lei Lei..

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The hubby ended up comparing me and her cause I have a habit of calling everything living around me which is a baby as Chottu Baby Piggy๐Ÿท/ Chottu Baby Kukur ๐Ÿถ/ Chottu Baby Pengwy๐Ÿง
I soooo very loveee
baby animals ..

Oopzzz ok Chottu in Hindi language means small, baby is baby..
Kukur is the Bengali word for a doggy…so it literally means small baby pup..

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So when the character of Lei Lei ๐Ÿผ goes crazy over Stripy baby the miniature doll of the Tigress๐Ÿฏ and Greeny baby the Mantis , theย  hub was in peals of laughter much to my embarrassment and labeled me and Lei Lei as being
the same ๐Ÿ™ˆ according to him we even look more or less similar..
Ha ha me, Neeย being a Chottuย  Baby Panda..( yeah I actually look like a one๐Ÿ˜“ )
Overall I loved the movie..
Have missed many a Hindi and English movies due to lack of time but looking forward to The Jungle Book..๐Ÿ“–
Now thatย  brings me back memories, as a kid when we used to have our own Mowgli on TV ๐Ÿ“บ and our favourite song inย  Hindiย  “Jungle Jungle baat chali hai pata chala hai ..”

The Jungle Book Hindi TV serial

To most of my Indian friends who grew up in the 90’s watching this being telecasted on Doordarshan, I am sure you will feel nostalgic..

So looking forward to the new Jungle Book, that’s my only plan this weekend..

Have you seenย  Kung Fu Panda or watched the Karate Kid๐Ÿ™… series or Shaolin Soccer โšฝ??Awesome movies all..not to forget the famousย  song everybody was Kung Fu Fighting..
Let me know your views..

Until next time I am still drooling in the CHI magic..๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ซ
Chitty chitty chat chit chat ๐Ÿ˜‚

Pssst: Pardon me but thoseย  who have seen the movie will get this!!!

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Have a great Panda filled week ahead..๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž

A Vindictive Gyaan..๐Ÿ˜ˆ

03 Sunday Apr 2016

Posted by Neethu in Humor

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Hey everyone..๐Ÿ™‹

Though the previous post was just for rants sake..
Hate Fake
M still in the plotting mode..๐Ÿ˜ˆ

I came across this lovely story of Revenge..

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I am sure most of you must have read this,it’s simply awesome..
It’s just a feel good, War is onย  kind of a thing..
So read along..
And oh it’s also a Sunday Gyaan hee hee hee๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Revenge of an Ex-wife

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She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.๐Ÿ‘œ

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.๐ŸŽ’

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight,ย  put on some soft background music ๐ŸŽทand feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–๐Ÿธ

When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods.๐Ÿ˜

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Then slowly, the house began to smell. ๐Ÿ™Š
They tried everything….ย  cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. ๐Ÿ’จ

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit.

Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum๐Ÿ’ฐ of money from the bank to purchase a new place.๐Ÿก

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
He told her the saga of the rotting house.
She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad t he smell was, he agreed on a Price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day..๐Ÿ˜ˆ

She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home . . . . . . .

Including the curtain rods….๐Ÿ˜ˆ

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON’T YOU?????๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Have a fab Sunday and a great week ahead..๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿจ
Until next time plot away..๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Hate Fake!! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

02 Saturday Apr 2016

Posted by Neethu in Just thoughts

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Happy April Everyone๐Ÿ™‹

Today post is soo Meeee…Nee…so wickedddd๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

I love it when people give back instead of sitting and cribbing about it..๐Ÿ™…
(Soo very evil ๐Ÿ˜ˆ of me I know but that’s how you survive in today’s world..)
Right now my wickedness is over flowing and Oh! the things I could do to one particular person who I better not name who might just end up reading or re reading this post someday (m oh so hoping they won’t )๐Ÿ˜ช

I can actually write numerous posts about a particular topic ๐Ÿ“ involving that person, the ONE ๐Ÿ˜Žwho should not be named..ahh my favourite Lord Voldemort!!
..Let’s call him/her that …( It’s supposed to be a secret )

Just imagine I can’t even rant my true feelings on my blog, so sad of me!!๐Ÿ˜ช

In short I hate fake.. ๐Ÿ˜–
Fake people..fake love.. Fake promises..
Most importantly fake display of affection..
If you don’t mean it don’t do it..๐Ÿšซ
I find some people spending their whole lives trying to be goody two shoes and faking away almost everything..

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False praising..false display of feelings and what I call as pseudo affection..Ughhh…

In trying to be fake they loose their real personality and live in a false make believe world..๐Ÿ’ญ

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I know my rantings are nothing new, I am just stating what everyone already knows..
(Sorry if I sound mean ..m just grrrrr ๐Ÿ‘ฟ) But it’s my blog na ( self assuring ๐Ÿ˜ช) I can atleast rant superficially na, so here I am wishing I had a gun..๐Ÿ”ซ with pellets ( not real bullets) just to give a mosquito bite kind of a pain to that person every time they act fake..๐Ÿ˜›

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I mean tell me what do you get by acting superficial ??
Do such people ever – ever have genuine feelings for anything or anyone??
I mean it’s OK you act in front of stranger’s or your boss or someone who’s like a distant person but doing it with your own friends or family just sounds sooo very ridiculous to me..

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Anyway I am on the revenge mode..๐Ÿ™‡
Struggle for existence is what it is..
A story in the next post is equally yummy and vengeful.. ๐Ÿ‘

Have a good Saturday all..๐Ÿ˜‰
While I plot away..๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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