So continuing from my previous post, V day..What’s the hype??here’s a set of V day jokes I came across..
So let’s have some laughs..😛
I can see few reader friends really grinning away.. ( Sour grapes in mind 😛)
So here we go..💌
🐷Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine’s Day!
Oink oink 🐽
🐹Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental! 🙊
🐦What do you call two birds in love?
Olive you! 💘
🐘What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
“I love you a ton!” 💪
👻What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
“You’re fun to hang around with.” 🎋
👓Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion! 📌
📆What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day. 🙈
🎎Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an apple. 🍎
🐍What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey. 💞
🐙What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand 👐👐👐👐
So that was just for laughs..Hope you all have an awesome countdown ahead to V day, while I try to change my mind and be more nice to stupid cupid..💝
Until next time, float away as Love is in the air…shhhh where’s the air freshener…🙊
OK, now that’s soo me..👎😈😈
Have a Fantastic Friday everyone..😉💞💕💞